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TG's avatar

This is so good. Please also be prepared that if you’re hungry, your first choice of empanada will always be sold out.

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Michelle Cardozo's avatar

🤣 this was so helpful (in making me laugh on a meh wednesday) and i really appreciated your dedication to the (bit) Farmer's Market; clearly you are a professional (or go every week even if you don't need anything specific). Also...NEVER, under ANY circumstances, sample anything from the The Frenchie Gourmet yogurt guy because he will steal (take your willingly handed over) your $8, and you will be upset (that you didn't buy more containers of the Lemon Lime).

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The Valley Villager's avatar

😂

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Nancy Sellers's avatar

Very cute but not very helpful.

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Teresa Pham-Carsillo's avatar

Ok this was utterly hilarious. I love your brain. I would be honored to take you out for coffee someday to meet the genius behind this lovely newsletter.

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The Valley Villager's avatar

Thank you, Teresa!!!

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Kris's avatar

Am a vendor, can confirm.

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lott's avatar

you know you made it when the register “crafts an updated report”

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Jonathan's avatar

So funny! Made me become a subscriber!! Not penniless now, and hopefully with more comments you’ll be inspired for the next witty tome on life in Napa!! Thank you, you are heard.

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The Valley Villager's avatar

Thank you so much Jonathan!!!

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Annie Wilson's avatar

Have you sent this to McSweeney's? ;-)

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The Valley Villager's avatar

Now there’s an idea

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Nicole Yonai's avatar

Perfection ❤️

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Rex Stults's avatar

Cute and very helpful.

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t beller's avatar

No shade at all to the Farmer's Market, but you could skip the lines at Tomgirl Farms in Coombsville: organically grown fruits, veggies, and AMAZING flowers! Growing just about everything, but, sadly, no Frenchy's Yogurt...

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