🤣 this was so helpful (in making me laugh on a meh wednesday) and i really appreciated your dedication to the (bit) Farmer's Market; clearly you are a professional (or go every week even if you don't need anything specific). Also...NEVER, under ANY circumstances, sample anything from the The Frenchie Gourmet yogurt guy because he will steal (take your willingly handed over) your $8, and you will be upset (that you didn't buy more containers of the Lemon Lime).
Ok this was utterly hilarious. I love your brain. I would be honored to take you out for coffee someday to meet the genius behind this lovely newsletter.
So funny! Made me become a subscriber!! Not penniless now, and hopefully with more comments you’ll be inspired for the next witty tome on life in Napa!! Thank you, you are heard.
No shade at all to the Farmer's Market, but you could skip the lines at Tomgirl Farms in Coombsville: organically grown fruits, veggies, and AMAZING flowers! Growing just about everything, but, sadly, no Frenchy's Yogurt...
This is so good. Please also be prepared that if you’re hungry, your first choice of empanada will always be sold out.
🤣 this was so helpful (in making me laugh on a meh wednesday) and i really appreciated your dedication to the (bit) Farmer's Market; clearly you are a professional (or go every week even if you don't need anything specific). Also...NEVER, under ANY circumstances, sample anything from the The Frenchie Gourmet yogurt guy because he will steal (take your willingly handed over) your $8, and you will be upset (that you didn't buy more containers of the Lemon Lime).
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Very cute but not very helpful.
Ok this was utterly hilarious. I love your brain. I would be honored to take you out for coffee someday to meet the genius behind this lovely newsletter.
Thank you, Teresa!!!
Am a vendor, can confirm.
you know you made it when the register “crafts an updated report”
Serious honor! Here is a link to the piece -- a rebuttal highly worth everyone's time: https://napavalleyregister.com/arts-and-entertainment/food-drink/napa-farmers-market-local-thrive-tips/article_455d8323-a15b-40b1-92b8-e94fb305fa0d.html
So funny! Made me become a subscriber!! Not penniless now, and hopefully with more comments you’ll be inspired for the next witty tome on life in Napa!! Thank you, you are heard.
Thank you so much Jonathan!!!
Have you sent this to McSweeney's? ;-)
Now there’s an idea
Perfection ❤️
Cute and very helpful.
No shade at all to the Farmer's Market, but you could skip the lines at Tomgirl Farms in Coombsville: organically grown fruits, veggies, and AMAZING flowers! Growing just about everything, but, sadly, no Frenchy's Yogurt...